Tuesday, July 1, 2008

The Stuff People Spend Their Money On...

I never realized how much crap can go along with being pregnant. I'm not talking emotional stresses, appetite or sleep issues... I'm talking tangible, spend your money on it, S-T-U-F-F.


Since finding out I'm pregnant, I've signed up for a couple informational newsletters, but occasionally they'll send out their retail newsletters filled with wonderful things that every pregnant woman doesn't need but will be convinced that they do. Here's my most recent:

Say hello to the Snoogle Deluxe:









This little invention is apparently great for sleeping in the proper position during those later months of pregnancy. Because sleeping with a pillow under your head and a pillow between your legs is soooo last year, how can you ever even think about getting a good night's sleep without your trusty Snoogle Deluxe? And hey, if you don't really like the white of the Snoogle, don't fret, you can get it in mauve and denim as well. Can't decide? Get all three! Oh, and I don't mean to make the decision harder, but for only $10 more you can get the Organic Snoogle Deluxe... What a deal.


Oh please. I think I can live without a Snoogle Deluxe... thanks retail industry burocrats! You suck.



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